Help me write an Edith Ann skit!?

I'm in a valentines banquet at my church and everyone is looking forward and expecting me to do an Edith Ann skit. Well, I recruited this other person who we want to add in as a girl named Ernest. I do have experience in school theater and other entertainment opportunities so writing the script was left up to me. I am lost! I have a deadline of two weeks and have no clue where to even start. I need help desperately! If you don't know what Edith Ann is I'm sure you could find something on Google but I need help PLEASE! Thank you!